Sony, you've been perving in on me again, haven't you? Scary fact: I was aggressively criticising a game at one point while playing it and talking about how glitchy it was and my PS4 ejected the disk...does that prove the above?

All my friends and family keep asking what I want for my 26th birthday, and I'm just over here like "Pfft, Winter would be nice."

It ain't right to have two fans blowin' in the middle of February. Someone please send their cooler weather my way. I'll pay you in payment.